Excuses, Excuses

I failed. I am the Blogger Fail Whale.

I totally promised to do a Oscar fashion post (filled with my lovely sarcasm and honesty) and I did NOT get it done. You see, I went to school today and then went to Target and got caught up looking at shorts. And then I came home, had a headache and fell asleep for 3 hours (yes, it is a nice life I have) and woke up at around 8. Then I looked at more prom dresses because I found some BEAUTIFUL ONES that I am in love with (and have to try on as soon as I get time to travel the hour to get to the store) and before I knew it, it was 11:00. I still have to take a shower and read 3 chapters in Environmental Science because I have a test on it tomorrow. Yes friends, this is called procrastination. I seem to be extraordinarily good at it.

I'm thinking that being a stay at home mom sounds pretty good right about now. You don't need Environmental Science for that, right?

I will leave you with a preview of my little Oscar fun though. Keep that in mind, this is all in good fun.

Vanessa Hudgens apparently got hit by geese on her way to the Oscars. Thank God she dressed like a mermaid so that she was prepared for her own miracle landing.

Picture Credit: JustJared

Jennifer Aniston was a presenter at the Oscars this year. A few feet away from her sat husband stealer Angelina Jolie with Aniston's Ex Brad Pitt. While presenting, ABC's camera's cut to a shot of Jolie and the "entire press room" allegedly gasped. (Did they think Angelina would be shooting daggers out of her eyes or something?) But this isn't about Angelina or the press, this is about Jennifer Aniston who managed to look amazing and lead women in living rooms across America to think, dayum I hope I look that good when I'm 40. Or maybe perhaps 30...okay fine 20 is okay too!